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The LED funnel
The ultimate guide for Inventors.
Start with a proprietary interpretation of some
laws.
A
1
* L
1
= A
2
* L
2
A is area, L is lumen density. Index 1 depicts the funnel entrance area and 2
the exit aperture. Hence, for A
2
< A
1
density must go up !
Do not allow the government to decide on your
way to do physics.
Design a device that is so complicated that nobody
can easily understand how it works
If you send light from two sides into a
beam splitter, it will be combined and
luminance will double. Right ?
Important : Use just sketches instead of
simulations or experiments
That‘s good enough for the public.
Avoid exact technical
terms
Lumen density is good enough for the
public. Who cares about luminance?
If you‘re lucky, you will soon be seated during a
long flight next to a high rank manager of a big
player and sell your idea.
Publicly complain
how bad you are treated by their engineers who merely want to suppress
your invention. Even worse : patent authorities bring up a second law …
(A melange of several true stories)
A non-cat !
Why to define someting by what it is not ?
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